Disclaimer: Gundam Wing doesn't belong to me. Neither does this song, it belongs to Weird Al Yankovic.
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Shi-chan: This one I so couldn't resist.

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Broken Mirrors -- Such A Groovy Guy
Chang Wufei

By Shimegami-chan
Warnings: Out-of-character-ness. And Wufei's ego is apparently the size of Michigan.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Part of a series of alternative 'image song,' vidfics using songs by Al Yankovic. More to come, r&r please so I know what you guys want out of these!

Qwaz: Gomen, I already had Wufei's half-done, but I'll keep your idea in mind for a sequel. ^_^


[Opens with Wufei standing in front of a mirror clad all in tight black leather. He narrows his eyes and smiles seductively before winking at the mirror. He stares at his reflection for several minutes before dropping to his knees and crying tears of happiness.]

I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight.
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night.
And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.
It makes me want to kneel down and pray.

[Cut to Wufei walking down a street where the crowd parts for him. Six or seven girls and a couple of guys are hanging off him and a long train of followers trail behind, waiting for their chance.]

I'm so adorable and charming.
I'm sure that you can see.
And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me.
They tell me I'm the greatest, and it's hard to disagree.
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way.

[Cut to Wufei sitting at a table with his feet up, combing his hair back tighter into its ponytail. He dons a pair of sunglasses and a servant hands him a decent-sized hand-held mirror. Wufei checks his hair and clasps his hands behind his head.]

And I'm so cute,
I can hardly stand it.
And I'm so handsome, honey, I could just die.
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me,
But at least you can try. 'Cause

[Wufei lazily points the comb at the camera and looks disdainful]

chorus: I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.

[Cut to Wufei in a skimpier black outfit, wielding a whip.]

Baby, are you in the mood for a little romance?
Well, for starters I could pour some chocolate pudding down your pants.
And then attach electrodes to your brain, and watch you dance.
Well, golly, wouldn't that be fun?
Oh, and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss.
I'll make you wear a harness, and I'll show ya who's the boss.
Of course, if you refuse, well honey, it's your loss.
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone.

[Wufei sitting on the ground, pouting. The crowds have left and he's all alone.]

So baby, how can you say its all over?
So how can ya tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that you're leavin' me for good,
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after all,

[Wufei is hitchhiking on a less-than-busy dirt road. A trunk speds by and blows dust into his face, he coughs and continues thumbing for a ride.]

I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
I'm such a groovy guy.
(such a groovy guy)
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.

[Back at home at his full length mirror, this time he's back in his white pants and blue tank top. His hair is loose and falls just past his chin. He scowls at something and looks up, dozens of girls are pounding on his window. He yanks the curtains shut and heads back to the mirror, picking up a pair of dark sunglasses from a table. Putting them on, he smiles satisfactorily and strikes a pose, muttering something to himself.]

I mean you could do worse.




~OWARI!

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Shi-chan: Duo's next!