Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!

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Shi-chan: Wahaha, this idea practically possessed me! I must write it right nownownow!
Duo: I think you need sleep...you couldn't even finish chapter 22 of "Death Becomes Him..."
Shi-chan: Yeah, but now I'm inspired!
Quatre: I don't think this fic is going to work.
Duo: No, why not?
Quatre: Count the characters...
Shi-chan: 1, 2, 3, 4....so?
Quatre: *Sighs.* I'm severaly not liking who I'm guessing is getting left out...
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EarthBound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 1

(Duo: You've gotta be kidding me!)




*Cue title music*

DUN....DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!

eArThBoUnD wInG zErO
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Copyright Shi-chan Productions 2000



The Year Is AC 19X

*A young boy with brown hair and blue striped pajamas wakes up and climbs out of bed.*

*Knocking is heard*

Random Person Suspected To Be "Your" Okaasan: My land! Who could be knocking at the door at this time of night?

Pajama-Clad Boy: Shimegami, nations will burn for this.

Shi-chan: Hey, I'm not in control anymore here!

Okaasan: I SAID, WHO could be KNOCKING at THIS TIME OF NIGHT!?!?!?

Shi-chan: *pokes Pajama-Clad Boy* Answer the damned door.

Pajama Boy: Omae o korosu. *Opens the door*

*Cue scary music* DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!

Panicked Blonde-Haired Girl: Oh, Heeeeeeeero! You've gotta help me, my brother is missing!

Heero aka Pajama Boy: Go away, Relena.

Relena: But, my otousan will kill me if I don't bring Milliardo home! Will you help me, please?

Heero: Shi, get me out of this freakin' video game.

Relena: What video game?

Shi-chan: o.O

*Relena drags Heero out the door. They walk until they find a glowing crater-type-thing*

OZ Soldier #1: Sorry, kids, you can't come through here. There's been a crash.

Relena: Oh the horror!

OZ Soldier #2: We beleive it may be a Gundam.

Relena: What! A Gundam!?

Both Soldiers: GUNDAM!?!? WHERE!?!?! *Run off.*

Relena: *Pointing* Look, it's Milliardo! He's safe! *Runs dangerously close to the meteor.*

Zechs: Hi, Relena. How are you?

Relena: MILLIARDO! *sweatdrop* HOW DARE YOU WORRY ME LIKE THAT!?!?

*Cue buzzing sound*

Shi-chan: Do any of you guys hear a buzzing sound?

All Three: No.

Shi-chan: *sweatdrop*

Meteor: FEAR ME! FOR I AM OPERATION METEOR!

Shi-chan: Y'know, I never really understood Endless Waltz...

Zechs: Neither did I.

Relena: I didn't like how they did my hair in that...

Operation Meteor: *sweatdrop* Um...fear me?

Heero: I'll kill you.

Operation Meteor: !

Heero: The point of the game is to kill the bad guy, right?

Meteor: Oh shit! I was just kidding, can't you take a joke?!?

*Heero blows up the rock*

Shi-chan: Baka...

*A pint-sized Gundam flies weakly out of the rubble*

Little Gundam: *coughs* I fear I am dying...

Heero: That was the point.

Little Gundam: You may not beleive it, but I was sent here to help you...

Zechs: How?

Little Gundam: My name is Amuro Ray, and I was once a Gundam Pilot. I've been sent from an alternate universe where an evil entity is trying to take over the world...you, Heero, and three others have been chosen to defeat this evil one and save the world!

Heero: ...

Amuro: ...aren't you gonna say anything?

Heero: Shi, why haven't we established some background on this weird game yet?

Shi-chan: I told you, it's not me. I'm just watching.

Amuro: Um, I'm dying here you know...

Relena: Oh no! Heero, save him!

Amuro: *collapses* Quickly, Heero...take this...

*Amuro hands Heero a small rock.*

Amuro: You'll know what to do with it...good-bye, Heero, and good-luck....

Shi-chan: *singing* Kaze ni sakaratte toozakaru sono senaka ni GOOD LUCK & GOOD BYE....

*Amuro dies*

Zechs: Dammit, Shi, you killed him!

Shi-chan: O.O

*they walk back to Heero's house.*

Okaachan: If you're going adventuring, Heero, I won't stop you! *cries*

Relena: Can I come?

Heero: No. *leaves*

*Relena gives chase*

*Heero runs faster and eventually loses her.*

Shi-chan: Looks like it's just me and you.

Heero: Hn.

Shi-chan: My Player's Guide says to beat up some people over in the woods there, and defeat some gang.

Heero: Got it.

*Heero goes to the arcade*

Heero: Omae o korosu.

Blonde Guy: You're new around here...hi, I'm Mitsuo.

Heero: Urge to kill rising...

Mitsuo: o.O

*Heero beats Mitsuo within an inch of his life*

Mitsuo: Ouch.

Heero: Now what?

Shi-chan: Um, get the key to the cabin and go defeat the enemies in there.

*Heero, ignoring Shi's protests, simply breaks down the door*

Heero: Hn. *Takes out gun and proceeds to destroy all monsters in the cave.* Okay?

Scary Voice: I don't think so.

Heero: Who are you?

Scary Voice: Legato Bluesummers, at you service. This is my sanctuary, you'll never take it away!

Heero: ...

Shi-chan: Just kill him.

Heero: Okay. *Does so*

*Just Communication starts playing, but cuts out after only a few seconds.*

Shi-chan: What happened to the music?

Heero: Hn.

Random Soprano Voice: Help me...

Shi-chan: What was that?

Voice: Help....me....

Shi-chan: The guide says we have to rescue a girl who's been kidnapped from the next town over. Ready to go?

Heero: Yeah, yeah....



















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Shi-chan: Onward....