Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!

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Shi-chan: Straight to chapter 2....
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EarthBound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 2: Twoson



*Heero proceeds to the next town, called by utter coincidence, Twoson.*

Shi-chan: The guide says we hae to pass a few obstacles before we can rescue the girl.

Heero: Like what?

Shi-chan: Pay off some guy to destroy a statue for us.

Heero: I could do that.

Howard: If it's any consolation, I don't want to be in this game, so I'll help you for free.

Shi-chan: Thanks, Howard! See, Heero? This isn't hard at all!

Heero: Hn. *Takes the statue-breaker-down-thing*

*Heero goes through a cave and a little valley full of kawaii monsters and things until coming to a large statue.*

Shi-chan: Look, the statue's shaped like Relena.

Heero: *Destroys statue* .....

Shi-chan: Fine then.

Soprano Voice: Hellllp meeee!

Shi-chan: Where are you?

Soprano: I'm being held by a cult that wants to paint the world pink!

Heero: God spare us!

Soprano: I'm in a cabin...I can hear rushing water...

Shi-chan: *Points at cabin about six feet away* That it?

Heero: I guess so...

Soprano: Um...I think you have to defeat a villain before you can get me out.

Shi-chan: Oh, sure. Where is he?

Soprano: His name is Shinobu...the cult headquarters isn't far away. Take this to help you!

*A small VHS tape appears in Heero's hands.*

Heero: What's this?

Soprano: Cut, dubbed, Gundam Wing...episode 49!

Shi-chan: *Gasps*

Heero: *Smiles evilly.* Perfect.

*Heero walks blatantly up to the cult HQ door*

Heero: I'm looking for Shinobu.

Shinobu: That'd be me.

Heero: I'm going to kill you now.

Shinobu: Um... what did I do?

Heero: You kidnapped the Girl-With-The-Lovely-Soprano-Voice.

Shinobu: I did?

Heero: Yes. I will now kill you slowly.

*Heero subdues Shinobu, takes the "Key-To-The-Cabin," and ties him up, forcing him to watch the dub GW tape.* Consider your fate. I'll come back to finish you off.

Shinobu: ....help....

*Heero uses The Key to unlock the door. Inside, in a cage, bound and gagged, and bolted down with 30 pounds of steel chains, a girl with lo9ng blonde hair and pink ribbons awaits. Heero assists her in getting out.*

Girl With The Soprano Voice: *Voice suddenly becomes an alto* Thanks!

Shi-chan: ....

Soprano-turned-Alto Girl: I'm Seki! Thanks for saving me! Yeah, I sound a little different now, 'cause I'm psychic, that was my "psychic voice." *Smiles at Heero*

Heero: You're welcome. Now we have to get the second Sanctuary...

Seki: Sanctuary?

Shi-chan: There are eight in all. Heero is supposed to go to each one and defeat the villain there so he can finish the game.

Seki: Sounds cool.

Heero: Hn. *Leaves*

Seki: Matte, Heero! *Runs after him*




---At the sanctuary---



Heero: Come out, monster. I must defeat you.

Seki: Can I help?

Heero: I'll take care of it.

Seki: *looks disappointed*

Raspy Voice: Welcome to the second sanctuary! I am Mousse, the guardian here....prepare to die!

Heero: *looks bored*

Mousse: Maybe I'll just let you have it. *Walks off*

Shi-chan: Arigatou!

*Cue Just Communication music, which cuts out after about 6 seconds this time*

Shi-chan: What the hell!?

Seki: Oh, Heero, you were wonderful! *Kisses him.*

Heero: ....

Shi-chan: o.O

Seki: *giggles* You taste like blueberries, Hee-chan!

Shi-chan: Ano...Seki-chan...

Seki: *Whose voice has just slipped into the tenor range* Oro?

Heero: *Walks over and takes blonde wig off Seki's head* Hello, Duo.

Duo/Seki: *Voice is now baritone, as it should be* Arg! You caught me!

Shi-chan: *sweatdrop* Damn, this wasn't supposed to be yaoi...

Duo: *Is suddenly wearing black clothing* Hee-chaaaan! I missed yoooou!

Heero: Hn. Where's the next town?

Shi-chan: A weird little place called Threed. You coming along for the ride, Duo?

Duo: Do I have any choice?

*Heero hits him*

Duo: Itaiiii!

Shi-chan: Onward!












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Shi-chan: Till tomorrow!