Gundam
Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own
the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!
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Shi-chan: Straight to chapter 2....
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EarthBound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 2: Twoson
*Heero proceeds to the next town, called by utter coincidence, Twoson.*
Shi-chan: The guide says we hae to pass a few obstacles before we can rescue
the girl.
Heero: Like what?
Shi-chan: Pay off some guy to destroy a statue for us.
Heero: I could do that.
Howard: If it's any consolation, I don't want to be in this game, so I'll help
you for free.
Shi-chan: Thanks, Howard! See, Heero? This isn't hard at all!
Heero: Hn. *Takes the statue-breaker-down-thing*
*Heero goes through a cave and a little valley full of kawaii monsters and
things until coming to a large statue.*
Shi-chan: Look, the statue's shaped like Relena.
Heero: *Destroys statue* .....
Shi-chan: Fine then.
Soprano Voice: Hellllp meeee!
Shi-chan: Where are you?
Soprano: I'm being held by a cult that wants to paint the world pink!
Heero: God spare us!
Soprano: I'm in a cabin...I can hear rushing water...
Shi-chan: *Points at cabin about six feet away* That it?
Heero: I guess so...
Soprano: Um...I think you have to defeat a villain before you can get me out.
Shi-chan: Oh, sure. Where is he?
Soprano: His name is Shinobu...the cult headquarters isn't far away. Take this
to help you!
*A small VHS tape appears in Heero's hands.*
Heero: What's this?
Soprano: Cut, dubbed, Gundam Wing...episode 49!
Shi-chan: *Gasps*
Heero: *Smiles evilly.* Perfect.
*Heero walks blatantly up to the cult HQ door*
Heero: I'm looking for Shinobu.
Shinobu: That'd be me.
Heero: I'm going to kill you now.
Shinobu: Um... what did I do?
Heero: You kidnapped the Girl-With-The-Lovely-Soprano-Voice.
Shinobu: I did?
Heero: Yes. I will now kill you slowly.
*Heero subdues Shinobu, takes the "Key-To-The-Cabin," and ties him
up, forcing him to watch the dub GW tape.* Consider your fate. I'll come back
to finish you off.
Shinobu: ....help....
*Heero uses The Key to unlock the door. Inside, in a cage, bound and gagged,
and bolted down with 30 pounds of steel chains, a girl with lo9ng blonde hair
and pink ribbons awaits. Heero assists her in getting out.*
Girl With The Soprano Voice: *Voice suddenly becomes an alto* Thanks!
Shi-chan: ....
Soprano-turned-Alto Girl: I'm Seki! Thanks for saving me! Yeah, I sound a
little different now, 'cause I'm psychic, that was my "psychic
voice." *Smiles at Heero*
Heero: You're welcome. Now we have to get the second Sanctuary...
Seki: Sanctuary?
Shi-chan: There are eight in all. Heero is supposed to go to each one and
defeat the villain there so he can finish the game.
Seki: Sounds cool.
Heero: Hn. *Leaves*
Seki: Matte, Heero! *Runs after him*
---At the sanctuary---
Heero: Come out, monster. I must defeat you.
Seki: Can I help?
Heero: I'll take care of it.
Seki: *looks disappointed*
Raspy Voice: Welcome to the second sanctuary! I am Mousse, the guardian
here....prepare to die!
Heero: *looks bored*
Mousse: Maybe I'll just let you have it. *Walks off*
Shi-chan: Arigatou!
*Cue Just Communication music, which cuts out after about 6 seconds this time*
Shi-chan: What the hell!?
Seki: Oh, Heero, you were wonderful! *Kisses him.*
Heero: ....
Shi-chan: o.O
Seki: *giggles* You taste like blueberries, Hee-chan!
Shi-chan: Ano...Seki-chan...
Seki: *Whose voice has just slipped into the tenor range* Oro?
Heero: *Walks over and takes blonde wig off Seki's head* Hello, Duo.
Duo/Seki: *Voice is now baritone, as it should be* Arg! You caught me!
Shi-chan: *sweatdrop* Damn, this wasn't supposed to be yaoi...
Duo: *Is suddenly wearing black clothing* Hee-chaaaan! I missed yoooou!
Heero: Hn. Where's the next town?
Shi-chan: A weird little place called Threed. You coming along for the ride,
Duo?
Duo: Do I have any choice?
*Heero hits him*
Duo: Itaiiii!
Shi-chan: Onward!
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Shi-chan: Till tomorrow!