Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!

 

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Shi-chan: As pathetic as it sounds, I miss "Death Becomes Him," terribly. Instead of writing I listened to my Toshihiko no Miko CD for 2 hours straight before deciding to work on this fic.

Duo: *shrugs* I'm just glad it's all over.

Shi-chan: Oh, it's not over yet.

Duo: WHAAAAAT?

Shi-chan: Well, so many people are pushing me for a sequel that I almost started to write it, but it's gonna be sad and I wasn't up for writing anything sad tonight. Tomorrow, maybe.

Duo: Oh, god....

Shi-chan: It's also gonna be LONG. So it might take a couple of days to finish, but I'm not separating it into chapters sooo...

Duo: Oh, god....

Shi-chan: Would you rather I worked on "Switch?"

Duo: Oh, god...

Shi-chan: ....

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EarthBound Wing Zero

~By Shimegami-chan

Part 3: Threed

 

 

Our heroes proceed to the next town, called Threed...

 

Shi-chan: Geez, this place is nasty. The music is giving me the creeps!

 

Duo: Me too!

 

Heero: Hn.

 

Shi-chan: So, what now?

 

Duo: *shrugs*

 

Heero: I for one am incredibly tired. Maybe we should get some sleep.

 

Duo: Ooh, yes! Let's get a hotel room!

 

*sweatdrops*

 

Heero: I guess so.

 

Random Person Walking On The Street: Hello.

 

Duo: Hi!

 

Shi-chan: Hello...

 

Random Person: There's a really hot woman standing outside the hotel!

 

Duo: Okay...

 

Person: ....

 

Shi-chan: ...are we missing something here?

 

Person: *clears throat* I SAID, there is a REALLY REALLY GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN outside the hotel!

 

*silence*

 

Heero: *suspiciously* What do you want?

 

Person: *sweatdrops*

 

Shi-chan: Ano...

 

Person: *cough* Don't you...you know...wanna see the lady?

 

Heero: Not really.

 

Duo: *glomps Heero* What do I need a woman for?

 

Shi-chan: Uh...I don't swing that way...

 

Person: *drops dead*

 

Heero: Must have been an Expendable-Messenger-Type-Character.

 

Shi-chan: Now what?

 

Duo: We go to the hotel.

 

Shi-chan: But...it's probably a trap...

 

Heero: You're probably right.

 

Shi-chan: .....

 

Duo: Oh, who cares. Let's just go.

 

*They proceed to the hotel*

 

*Outside the hotel stands a 'good looking woman.'*

 

Duo: SWEET GOD, IT'S PROFESSOR G!

 

Shi-chan: *Passes out, presumably--you can't see her cause she's just a voice, but she makes an 'oomph,' sounds when she hits the floor.*

 

G: *winks seductively and runs inside the hotel*

 

Duo: *Passes out*

 

Heero: .....oh, what the hell, it's the only hotel in town. Wake up, you guys.

 

*Duo picks himself up off the ground and they go into the hotel*

 

Receptionist: Welcome. Please come in.

 

*They go into the bedroom.*

 

*A roomful of ghosts awaits them. The ghosts wear OZ uniforms.*

 

Shi-chan: Dammit, Duo, its all the people you killed!

 

Duo: NO FRIKKIN' WAY!

 

*Duo jams the wig on his head and attempts to look innocent.*

 

Duo/Seki: Hi there! I'm not the God of Death you're looking for...

 

OZ soldiers: *monotone* She's not the God of Death we're looking for...

 

Shi-chan: Jesus, I can't believe that worked.

 

Seki: Neither can I.

 

*Heero narrows his eyes and starts shooting the ghosts. The ghosts come to their senses and mob Heero and 'Seki.'*

 

Shi-chan: AAAAAHH! Heero! Duo!

 

*screen goes black*

 

Shi-chan: WTF!?