Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!
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Shi-chan: As pathetic as it sounds, I miss "Death Becomes Him," terribly. Instead of writing I listened to my Toshihiko no Miko CD for 2 hours straight before deciding to work on this fic.
Duo: *shrugs* I'm just glad it's all over.
Shi-chan: Oh, it's not over yet.
Duo: WHAAAAAT?
Shi-chan: Well, so many people are pushing me for a sequel that I almost started to write it, but it's gonna be sad and I wasn't up for writing anything sad tonight. Tomorrow, maybe.
Duo: Oh, god....
Shi-chan: It's also gonna be LONG. So it might take a couple of days to finish, but I'm not separating it into chapters sooo...
Duo: Oh, god....
Shi-chan: Would you rather I worked on "Switch?"
Duo: Oh, god...
Shi-chan: ....
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EarthBound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 3: Threed
Our heroes proceed to the next town, called Threed...
Shi-chan: Geez, this place is nasty. The music is giving me the creeps!
Duo: Me too!
Heero: Hn.
Shi-chan: So, what now?
Duo: *shrugs*
Heero: I for one am incredibly tired. Maybe we should get some sleep.
Duo: Ooh, yes! Let's get a hotel room!
*sweatdrops*
Heero: I guess so.
Random Person Walking On The Street: Hello.
Duo: Hi!
Shi-chan: Hello...
Random Person: There's a really hot woman standing outside the hotel!
Duo: Okay...
Person: ....
Shi-chan: ...are we missing something here?
Person: *clears throat* I SAID, there is a REALLY REALLY GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN outside the hotel!
*silence*
Heero: *suspiciously* What do you want?
Person: *sweatdrops*
Shi-chan: Ano...
Person: *cough* Don't you...you know...wanna see the lady?
Heero: Not really.
Duo: *glomps Heero* What do I need a woman for?
Shi-chan: Uh...I don't swing that way...
Person: *drops dead*
Heero: Must have been an Expendable-Messenger-Type-Character.
Shi-chan: Now what?
Duo: We go to the hotel.
Shi-chan: But...it's probably a trap...
Heero: You're probably right.
Shi-chan: .....
Duo: Oh, who cares. Let's just go.
*They proceed to the hotel*
*Outside the hotel stands a 'good looking woman.'*
Duo: SWEET GOD, IT'S PROFESSOR G!
Shi-chan: *Passes out, presumably--you can't see her cause she's just a voice, but she makes an 'oomph,' sounds when she hits the floor.*
G: *winks seductively and runs inside the hotel*
Duo: *Passes out*
Heero: .....oh, what the hell, it's the only hotel in town. Wake up, you guys.
*Duo picks himself up off the ground and they go into the hotel*
Receptionist: Welcome. Please come in.
*They go into the bedroom.*
*A roomful of ghosts awaits them. The ghosts wear OZ uniforms.*
Shi-chan: Dammit, Duo, its all the people you killed!
Duo: NO FRIKKIN' WAY!
*Duo jams the wig on his head and attempts to look innocent.*
Duo/Seki: Hi there! I'm not the God of Death you're looking for...
OZ soldiers: *monotone* She's not the God of Death we're looking for...
Shi-chan: Jesus, I can't believe that worked.
Seki: Neither can I.
*Heero narrows his eyes and starts shooting the ghosts. The ghosts come to their senses and mob Heero and 'Seki.'*
Shi-chan: AAAAAHH! Heero! Duo!
*screen goes black*
Shi-chan: WTF!?