Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!

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Shi-chan: This fic is turning out to be reeeeally weird...but it's a refreshing change from my other work...

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Earth Bound Wing Zero

~By Shimegami-chan

Part 4: Winters

*Screen cuts to a school campus while cutesy violin music plays*

VoiceOver: WINTERS....

Shi-chan: I am so confused...

Seki *In soprano voice*: Oi! Oi! Is there anybody there?

Shi-chan: Duo? Where the hell are you!? The screen's gone off somewhere!

Seki: HEY! Can anyone hear me? My name is, uh, Seki, and I'm with another friend! We need help, sort of! Where are we? I don't really know...it's dark and crap, and I'm unconscious as we speak...but...help!

Shi-chan: DUO! Can you hear me!?

Seki: No.

Shi-chan: ....

Seki: Well, I can, but I'm not supposed to be able to. Besides, what are you gonna do to help?

Shi-chan: Good point...HELP!

Seemingly-Random-Blonde-Guy-Lying-In-A-Bed: Oh no! Someone's calling me for help!!

Seki: That would be me!

Blonde Guy: What can I do?

Seki: Come save me, I'm a *cough* damsel in distress!

Blonde Guy: Well...I don't really...

Seki: Oh. You don't swing that way either?

Blonde Guy: 'Either?'

Seki: That made no sense.

Blonde Guy: Well, I hate to see others in pain...so I'll come help you anyway.

Seki: I do have a friend here you might be interested in...

Heero: .....traitor... *falls unconscious again*

Blonde Guy: Well, I'm taken. But I'll still help.

Seki: Gee, thanks a lot!

Blonde Guy: No problem, I'm on my way!

Blonde Girl Who wasn't In The Room A Second Ago: Quatre, are you all right? You're talking in your sleep...

Quatre: Not really, Iria. My uchuu no kokoro warned me of danger...

Iria: Oh no! Do you have to go save somebody now?

Quatre: Yes, dear sister, I'm afraid I do.

Iria: Here, have a Cookie.

Quatre: Uh, thanks. Iria, where are we?

Iria: I have NO idea.

*Several men rush in*

Maguanac #1: Sir Quatre! Are you leaving!

Maguanac #2: Please don't!

Quatre: ....where'd you guys come from?

Maguanac #3: Well, sir, you'd better go see Rashid before you leave. Maybe he can help.

Quatre: Um, sure. *Gets up and goes downstairs to see Rashid*

Iria: Bye oniisama! Hope you save your friend!

Rashid: *magically appearing* Hello Quatre-sama.

Quatre: Hello, Rashid. I was just coming to--

Rashid: No need, just take the supplies and go. Come back safely, soon!

Quatre: How did you know I was--

*Rashid disappears in a poof of purple smoke*

Quatre: What the hell is going on here!?

Shi-chan: Somebody's screwing with the game.

Quatre: Nani!? Who's that!?

Shi-chan: Oh, you can hear me?

Quatre: Shimegami-san, is that you?

Shi-chan: Yeah, it's me...

Quatre: I never did exact revenge for your putting me in that lemon fic with Wufei, Shi-san!

Shi-chan: Um, gomen...

Quatre: *sighs* I forgive you, I suppose...what are you doing here? What's going on?

Shi-chan: You're stuck in a Super Nintendo game, as far as I can discern...start walking.

*Quatre does so.*

Quatre: I was wondering why everything seemed so....pixelated.

Shi-chan: Yeah.

Quatre: Look, a store.

Shi-chan: Where'd that come from?

Quatre: I don't know...

*Quatre goes inside*

Robotic-Voiced Male Clerk: Hel-lo-lit-tle-boy. Would-you-like-to-buy-some-gum?

Quatre: No thank you.

Robotic-voiced Female Clerk: You-know-you-want-to.

Quatre: Ano...

*A brown-haired chibi-looking...thing...is running around the store.*

Male Clerk: Look-is-n't-it-cute. Take-it-home.

Quatre: But it's not--I'm not--

Female Clerk: Take-it-and-the-gum. Free.

*Quatre inspects the chibi. It is short and chubby, and has bat wings growing out of its back. It is wearing a black baseball cap and all-black clothes, and has a veeeery familiar-looking chestnut-brown braid hanging down it's back.*

Quatre: DUO!?

Chibi: Heheh. You look ripe for the taking.

Quatre: O.O

Shi-chan: Ano...

Quatre: Masaka, is this Duo's game character!? Duo! Speak to me, Duo!

Seki: *voiceover* Huh?

Shi-chan: Huh?

Chibi: I AM THE GOD OF DEATH!

Quatre: ....

Chibi: SHINIGAMI-KUN!

Shi-chan: Oh, I get it now. From the doujinshi.

Quatre: What are you talking about?

Shi-chan: Never mind. Let's get out of here and save, uh, Seki.

*Shinigami-kun and Quatre leave the store*

Shinigami-kun: Those possessed by me will die for sure.

Quatre: Right. Now what, Shi-chan?

Shi-chan: You get the monster of the lake to ferry you across.

Shinigami-kun: Is there anyone who's gonna die soon?

Quatre: How?

Shinigami-kun: Yay! His life is mine!

Shi-chan: It has something to with Shi-kun over there.

Quatre: Duo? Can you make the monster come out?

Shinigami-kun: Death...

Quatre: *sweatdrop*

*'Monster' appears*

Shi-chan: What...the...hell....

Quatre: WHO PUT SANDROCK IN THE LAKE!?!??

Seki: *Voiceover* Don't look at me.

Quatre: *Seemingly not hearing.* Sandrock!

Shi-chan: *To Seki* Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?

Seki: Oh, yeah. *Shuts up.*

*Sandrock picks up Shinigami-kun and Quatre and carries them to the other side of the lake.*

Quatre: No! Don't go!

*Sandrock disappears under the water, leaving the two standing near the mouth of a cave.*

*Quatre reads the sign outside the cave.*

"Un Road."

Shi-chan: Um, okay...

*They step inside and are attacked by ducks.*

Ducks: Muu! Muu! Muu!

Quatre: The ducks are mooing!

Shi-chan: Ye gods, it's the spirits of your English voice-acting roles!

Quatre: WHAT!?!?

Shi-chan: Screw it! I was just saying that the ducks look and sound like Mousse from Ranma 1/2, amd since your English VA plays Mousse I thought...

Quatre: o.O

*They run through and end up in another cave*

*Inside is a familiar-looking sparkly thing. The travellers go up to it.*

Shi-chan: Look, it's another Sanctuary!

Quatre: 'Sanctuary?'

Raspy Voice: Welcome to the third sanctuary! I am Haruto's father, the man without a real name, and I will defeat you!

Shi-chan: What is it with Toshihiko-sama and priest-type characters?

Quatre: Huh?

Shinigami-kun: Anyone who sees me will die...

Haruto's Father: Oh, you're not the chosen one. Never mind.

Quatre: Hey!

Haruto's Father: Come back when you rescue him.

Seki: *Voiceover* And hurry the hell up!

Quatre: Did you just hear something?

Shi-chan: *sighs* Nooo....

*They leave the cave and go to a huge lab sitting conspicuously outside*

Quatre: *reading the sign* 'Winner Enterprises...'

Mr. Winner: *Comes running out.* My son! Finally you have come to me!

Quatre: o.O;;

Mr. Winner: I bet you just want Peacemillion. I never had a chance to know you before you went off to boarding school, my dear Quatre...

Quatre: o.O;;

Shinigami-kun: I will kill you.

*Suddenly, out of nowhere appears a second chibi, dressed similarly, only this one is female. She is holding a pen and pencil in her hand as opposed to Shinigami-kun's scythe.*

Chibi: Hello there, I'm Shimegami-chan! Why don't we get to know each other better?

Quatre: Duo, no!

Shi-chan: *Goggles* Dear sweet God, it's me...

Chibi Shi-chan: *Grabs Shinigami-kun and runs off with him, leaving Quatre and Mr. Winner along.*

Quatre: .....

Shi-chan: .....

Mr. Winner: Anyway, take Peacemillion and come back soon, alive. I love you, son!

Quatre: You too, otousama...I guess Duo'll be staying here...

Shi-chan: *In shock* .....

*Quatre hops in a little spaceship-type-thing--the 'Peacemillion,'--and flies off. He soon crashes the thing on top of a conveniently-placed graveyard.*

*The impact makes a hole in the ground and it is revealed that this is where Seki and Heero are. Both pilots wake up.*

Seki: *Voice slips down to an alto* Quatre! It's about time!

Quatre: *Double take*

Seki: *Double take* Oh my GOD, Quatre it's you!

Quatre: Do I know you? *Looks over* Ack! Heero, you're stuck in the game too!?

Seki: *Still wearing the blonde wig, but seems to have forgotten about it.* Huh?

Heero: Hn.

Seki: Can we please get the hell out of here?

Heero: Hai. *Blows the door open*

Seki: Why didn't you do that earlier?

Heero: I was unconscious. Like you were supposed to be.

Seki: Oh, yeah.

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Shi-chan: More soon. Just writing this fic is extremely amusing. ^_^