Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!
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Shi-chan: I'm bored. Therefore, I will write more of the EarthBound fic!!!<BR>
Shiseki: God spare us...<BR>
Shi-chan: Hey, where'd you come from?<BR>
Shiseki: You made me a main character. Did you think I was just going to leave?<BR>
Shi-chan: o.O Um.<BR>
Shiseki: Heheheheh.<BR>
Duo: ....does this mean I can go home now?<BR>
Shi-chan: Hell no. Don't forget, in THIS fic your name's Seki anyway.<BR>
Duo: kuso...<BR>
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Earth Bound Wing Zero<BR>
~By Shimegami-chan<BR>
Part 5: Saturn Valley<BR>
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm starting a new serial tomorrow to replace "Star Crossed." Stay tuned!<BR>

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Seki: What next, Shi-chan?<BR>
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Shi-chan: Do you know how LONG it's been since I played this game!?!? I, uh, think we have to...oh, yeah. The tent.<BR>
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Seki: 'Tent?'<BR>
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Shi-chan: Yeah, the tent. Go south.<BR>
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Quatre: Go west, young Meowth!<BR>
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Heero: ....what?<BR>
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Quatre: Nothing.<BR>
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Seki: South it is.<BR>
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*They walk and come to a tent.*<BR>
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Shi-chan: Look, a tent.<BR>
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Seki: Amazing. Now what?<BR>
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Shi-chan: *shrugs* Let's go in.<BR>
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*They do so. Inside are Manager-san and Catherine Bloom, locked in cages.*<BR>
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Quatre: Oh my God! Catherine!<BR>
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Catherine: *coughs* Look...Trowa's friend!<BR>
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Quatre: *coughs and stares at floor*<BR>
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Heero: Anyway...<BR>
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Catherine: You have to trap the zombies and destroy the Evil Tent.<BR>
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Heero: 'Evil Tent?'<BR>
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Catherine: Yes. It's the ghost of a tent that was destroyed long ago by Heavyarms. It was beyond repair, and now it's back from the dead...and angry.<BR>
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Shi-chan: I am PRETTY sure that this wasn't what the original game was like.<BR>
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Seki: *Shrugs*<BR>
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Quatre: Okay, evil tent. Where is it?<BR>
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Catherine: Just outside of this one.<BR>
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*They walk outside, where they are attacked by a....tent.*<BR>
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Quatre: Oh Allah! It's an Evil Tent!<BR>
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Seki: *Pulls a gun and shoots the tent.*<BR>
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Tent: *Sweatdrop*<BR>
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Mysteriously Familiar Soprano Voice: Heero, use your ki attacks!<BR>
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Heero: Duo, I thought you weren't going to do that anymore.<BR>
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Seki: Gomen.<BR>
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Heero: Yeah, yeah, ki attacks. PSI Wing ZERO A!<BR>
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Tent: *Dies instantly.*<BR>
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Quatre: That wasn't too hard.<BR>
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Seki: Guess not. Hey, what's that? *Walks over and picks up a small bottle of bath crystals* What the hell?<BR>
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Quatre: Ooh, rose. My favorite.<BR>
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Heero: ...<BR>
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Shi-chan: I think, next we have to go defeat the enemy to return Threed to normal. Go north!<BR>
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Quatre: *opens his mouth*<BR>
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Seki: Don't say it.<BR>
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Quatre: *closes his mouth*<BR>
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*Our three young heros head north, with their guardian Goddess of Death watching over them.*<BR>
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Shi-chan: I'm practically helpless here.<BR>
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*Whatever.*<BR>
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*They arrive in the Valley of the Mobile Dolls, where dozens of Mobile Dolls live.*<BR>
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Mr. Mobile Doll #1: Click, go you to defeat the Master!<BR>
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Mr. Mobile Doll #2: Behind the waterfall, click!<BR>
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Seki: Sound like a bunch of bloody Yodas...<BR>
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Quatre: Miss Seki, have we met previously? Your voice is incredibly familiar.<BR>
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Shi-chan: And incredibly low baritone.<BR>
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Quatre: When you called me in that dream, I felt so drawn to you...like I already knew you...<BR>
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Heero: Gee. Wonder why.<BR>
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Seki: *switching to soprano* Tee hee! I don't think we've ever met, doll!<BR>
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Quatre: 'Doll?' Didn't you say you...<BR>
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Seki: Hun, I swing BOTH ways!<BR>
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Quatre: I'm sorry, I'm already--<BR>
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Shi-chan: Give it a rest, Duo-babe.<BR>
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Seki: *drops voice back* Baka.<BR>
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Quatre: What?<BR>
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Seki/Duo: *removes wig*<BR>
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Quatre: ACK! *passes out*<BR>
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Heero: Omae o korosu...<BR>
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Duo: Gomen, Q-man, I couldn't resist...<BR>
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Quatre: *wakes up* But Duo...I thought...<BR>
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Duo: What, you thought you guys got sucked into a video game and didn't take ME along?<BR>
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Quatre: No, I mean I already saw you. But it was a different you.<BR>
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Shi-chan: Yeah, I meant to mention that...<BR>
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Duo: Explain. Now.<BR>
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Quatre: ...I don't know...a chibi Duo I met in Winters ran off with a chibi Shi-chan just before I got here. I figured you were you, just...chibified.<BR>
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Duo: Oh, you met the Little Grim Reaper.<BR>
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Quatre: Oro?<BR>
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Shi-chan: Why are there two of me then?<BR>
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Heero: Plot hole.<BR>
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Shi-chan: ...good enough.<BR>
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*They go to the lair of The Enemy, where they challenge The Enemy.*<BR>
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Duo: Come out, you Enemy!<BR>
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Enemy: Hello.<BR>
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Quatre: *gasps* Treize Khushrenada?<BR>
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Treize: One and the same.<BR>
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Shi-chan: *whispers* Use the bath salts.<BR>
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Quatre: Oops.<BR>
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Duo: What?<BR>
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Quatre: I used most of 'em. *throws the bottle at Treize*<BR>
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*Treize grabs the bottle greedily and begins to sniff it. Our heros simply stare*<BR>
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Duo: Anyway...<BR>
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Heero: Yeah. *Blows up the base*<BR>
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*They return to Mobile Doll Valley, where a Mr. Mobile Doll tells them about a mysterious 'safe-place' in the mountains. Assuming it is one of Heero's Sanctuaries, they go there. The enemies are easy to beat and they approach the Guardian.*<BR>
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Scary Voice: Who goes there? Do not approach my sanctuary!<BR>
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Heero: Heh. Mine now.<BR>
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Scary Voice: What!?<BR>
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Duo: Uh...Hee-chan, what's going on?<BR>
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Scary Voice: I am Breed Kaga, guardian of this place, and I will defeat you.<BR>
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Duo: In the name of the Moon.<BR>
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Breed Kaga: In the name of the--what!?<BR>
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Duo: Kill him.<BR>
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*Heero does so*<BR>
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*Just Communication starts playing, stops short partway through the song. Duo finds he is wearing the dress and wig yet again, and Heero is wearing a red baseball cap. Quatre sports a pair of glasses.*<BR>
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Duo: What the hell!?!?<BR>
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Shi-chan: *laughs maniacally* The Sanctuary returns you to full health...I guess it restored the clothes you're SUPPOSED to be wearing too!<BR>
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Duo: Not funny. *strips. He is wearing his previous outfit underneath; he stuffs the wig into Heero's backpack.*<BR><BR>

Heero: *takes off the hat*<BR>
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Quatre: *takes off the glasses*<BR>
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Duo: Why me...<BR>
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Heero: Shi? Now what?<BR>
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Shi-chan: Next we head to the Dusty Dunes Desert. How fun.<BR>
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Duo: Shit...and here I am wearing black...<BR>
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Heero: Feh. *sighs*<BR>
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Quatre: *looking quite pleased with their travel plans* Desert, here we come!<BR>


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Shi-chan: That was a refreshing change!<BR>
Shiseki: That is realllllly scary.<BR>
Duo: You don't know the half of it, babe. God, the things this author makes us do...<BR>