Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I do own the game EarthBound however, but you're not getting it! So there!


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Wufei: Onna, I know you're inspired, but this is just sick. STOP WRITING ALREADY!
Quatre: *nervously* He might be right, I think you do need to sleep tonight...
Shi-chan: Sleep? What's that? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Duo: Just...back away slowly...let her finish this one, and when she passes out we can carry her to her room.
Shi-chan: I will not pass out!
Seki: Suuuuuure.
Shi-chan: Zzzzz...
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Earth Bound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 6: Dusty Dunes

Music: "It's My Life," from Card Captor Sakura. Yeah, it's been on for 5 hours now. Anyway...

^^^(From now on I'm going to tell you what I'm listening to while I wrote the fic, sometimes it'll help you get the feeling of the fic if you have the song too)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yeah, it's 3:30 a.m. So what?
Seki: What kind of an author's note is that?
Shi-chan: Uh...




Quatre: *singing* Ohhhh, it's the desert life for me...

Duo: I'm sweating to death! Ag!

Shi-chan: Y'know, I'm pretty sure you could have taken a bus to get to the desert. Or something.

Duo: Dammit! Why didn't you tell us that before?

Shi-chan: Um, I don't actually have the guide. I'm doing this from memory.

Duo: Remember better!

Shi-chan: *dryly* I'll keep it in mind.

Heero: Oi. There's a cave up ahead.

Duo: A cave? SHELTER!!!!

Quatre: I like it out here! It's nice and warm!

Duo: Sorry, Mr. Arabian. I need shade, and I need it NOW. Have YOU ever walked around the desert wearing THIS?

*Duo isn't actually wearing a lot, he's carrying his shirts in his arms and is quite bare-chested. A very OOC Heero and all the fangirls, Shi-chan included, are drooling.*

Quatre: Duo, you look like you're out here getting a suntan. I'm wearing long sleeves for Allah's sake.

Duo: *who is very definitely trying to get a suntan* Hmmph. Well, I was sweating bullets until I took these off, so there! If I get a sunburn it's your fault.

Quatre: *sputters* MY fault?!?!

Heero: Cave.

Duo: *runs for it* Ah, shade! Dammit, it's freezing in here.

Miner Guy: Hi, what's up?

Duo: Uh, not much. We were just lost in this desert and found your cave.

Miner Guy: Actually, it's a mine. We're digging for gold...I'm Gene Starwind, nice to meet you. *holds out his hand*

Duo: *takes it* Duo Maxwell. Gold, eh? Cool. Um...I don't suppose you could offer us shelter for the night, or anything...

Gene: Well, I suppose...

Shi-chan: Ask him about the moles.

Duo: Gene, my friend-that-you-can't-really-see wants me to ask you about moles.

Gene: Moles? We've got tons. Actually, if you can defeat them I can give you enough provisions to get to Fourside, if that's where you're headed...

Shi-chan: Yes!

Duo: She says yes.

Gene: Oh, great! Thanks a lot. There are five moles, just beat them all up and let me know when you're done!

Evil Voice: Ooh, five? How perfect!

Quatre: Who was that!?!?

Gene: Who was who?

Duo: *distracted* What?

Shi-chan: ...hmm...

*the three pilots leave Gene and go up to the first mole.*

Mole: Muahahaha! You've fallen into my trap! I am Sailor Venus, the third strongest of the Sailor Moles, and I will defeat you in the name of Venus!

Duo: Holy SHIT!

Venus: Prepare to die!

Duo: Um...let's get 'em! PSI DEATHSCYTHE B!

*sparks flash and Venus disappears in a poof of yellow smoke*

Duo: That wasn't so hard.

*Another mole appears*

Mole: Oh my God, you killed Venus! You bastards! I am sailor Mars, the third strongest of the Sailors, and in the name of Mars...you're toast!

Heero: *calmly* PSI Wing B.

Mars: Damn! *disappears in a poof of red smoke*

*they begin walking again and stumble upon another mole*

Mole: Cut to the chase, I'm Sailor Jupiter! Third in command! SPARKLING WIDE--

Quatre: *shoots her*

Jupiter: *green smoke*

Shi-chan: *passes out*

Seki: You idiot! Wake up!

Duo: What the hell are you doing, you're not in this fic!

Seki: I TOLD her not to keep going, she passed out on the keyboard again!

Heero: It's only 4 a.m. What a weakling.

Shi-chan: *wakes up* SHUT UP, BAKAYAROU!

Duo: *whispers* Nice tactic

Heero: Thank you.

Seki: Well...how not fun...I guess I'll stick around and help you guys out.

Duo: *coughs* SHISEKI-CHAN, in case you haven't noticed there's cough already another cough character named Seki in this fic!

Shiseki: ....I knew that...

Mole That Appeared Out Of Nowhere: Shine Aqua Illusion! I am the third strongest of the team--

Shiseki: ...Sailor Mercury. PSI MUSE B!

Mercury: *Poof--blue smoke*

Quatre: This seems to be getting easier.

Shiseki: No, I'm just getting tired of typing.

Duo: Get back in character, idiot!

Shiseki: ...sorry...

Last Mole: Buahahahaha! You may have defeated my minions, but you won't defeat me, for I am--

Heero: Let me guess, the third strongest? Sailor Moon?

Moon: Actually, I'm the strongest.

Shiseki: I don't know whether to take her seriously or not.

Moon: MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK! *zillions of hearts pound Duo, who is luckily wearing his shirt now.*

Duo: OW! It burns!

Moon: Burn in hell, Shinigami!

Duo: Wait a minute, how did you know--

Mysterious Voice From Earlier: Muwahahahaha...

Quatre: I heard it again!

Shiseki: Me too!

Heero: PSI Wing A!

Moon: Noooooo! *disappears in a poof of pink smoke*

Heero: This game is way too easy.

Gene: *appears out of nowhere* Thank you so much! I can finally continue my search for gold! *hands Heero a backpack and a compass* This should get you to Fourside.

Duo: *hopefully* Is there an air conditioner in there?

Gere: *looks confused* What is this 'air conditioner?'

Duo: Never mind.

Quatre: *joyously* I love the desert!

Duo: Aw, damn...







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Duo: *singsong* Oyasumi nasai...
Shi-chan & Seki: Zzzzzz...