Gundam Wing is copyright...Sotsu, I think it is, and I don't own the GW boys. I own a copy of the game EarthBound, however, you're not getting it! So there!


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Shiseki: I figured I'd better save poor 'ol Shi-chan before I end up doing all her work.
Quatre: Oh definitely, Tezuka-san! As glad as I am to be able to moniter exactly what's happening in the fics, well...it's just tiring. I don't like being a muse. Duo can have his job back.
Seki: ...If we ever find him. Call me by my first name, Q-man. Anyway, let's see if we can pull the authoress out of the fire in this chapter...
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Earth Bound Wing Zero
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 8: Moonside
Music: "Flowers," from Weiß Kreuz: Crashers

Warnings: Mild language



Quatre: Ow, my head...

*Both boys are in the café still, but the room looks like a photo nagative of what it was a few seconds ago. The walls are black and everything is outlined in neon pink, green, and other colors. There is a fire burning in the middle of the floor.*

Seki: ....something's not right here.

Heero: Ya THINK?!?

Seki: Dammit! What's going on?

Quatre: Stay calm, guys. Let's go outside.

*Fourside has changed dramatically: nothing is what it was like before. The buildings are likewise done in green and pink, and everything else is black, including numerous hidden enemies*

*Heero and Quatre quickly defeat several people that get in their way and stop to talk to a person wandering aimlesslyon the street.*

Quatre: Ano, excuse me...

Random Person #1: Hello! And.. good-bye!

*The screen goes dark for a moment and the two are suddenly transported halfway across the city.*

Quatre: Ooookay...

Heero: Hn. *Taps another Random Person on the shoulder.* Hey. You.

Random Person #2: Hello! And.. good-bye!

*The screen goes dark for a moment and the two are similarly transported to a different location.*

Seki: Okay, now I am getting really pissed off.

Quatre: There's another guy over there, and he's wearing sunglasses instead of looking like a clone. Maybe we should talk to him.

Heero: Oi.

Random Person #3: Hello! And... good bye...Shall I?

Seki: Um...

Heero: Sure, I guess so.

Random Person #3: *Turns around and walks off*

Quatre: Okay, that was strange.

Heero: Hey!

Random Person #3: Hello! And... good bye...Shall I?

Heero: No?

*The screen goes dark for a moment and the two are transported to a room with no doors or windows.*

Seki: ...?

*The only occupant of the room is a stout man with a beard.*

Quatre: *tapping him on the shoulder* Excuse me...

Bearded Man: What the...? You're looking for some kind of door? Well, there isn't one!

Mysterious Shadow: I can show you the way out.

Quatre: Oh no! Another Mysterious Voice!

Mysterious Shadow: Huh?

Quatre: ...I guess it's not the same one.

Mysterious Shadow: My name is Yukito, and I am the man with smiling eyes and a female voice. I am a Shadow Man; you only see my shadow.... creepy, huh?

Seki: How odd.

Yukito: Would you like to know how to get out? I'm a fairly nice guy, I like to think. I'll show you how.

*The room flashes and they are standing outside the hotel.*

Yukito: I don't know how you can get out of Moonside, but I know someone who might.

Heero: Where?

Yukito: Just around the corner...here, come on!

*The two boys and the blond shadow walk to the side of a building that has 'Imaginihs' written in neon pink on the side. A guy in a sailor suit (No, not a senshi fuku, an actual sailor suit) stops them.*

Sailor Guy: I'm sorry, I can't let you pass unless you're with the man who has smiling eyes and a female voice...hey! You are with a man who has smiling eyes and a female voice! Go on through!

Quatre: Uh, thanks!

Yukito: It's been fun, but I'm assuming you're gotta fight some evil guy now, so I'll stay here. Nice meeting you!

Seki: You too, Yukito-san!

Heero: Look, what's that there?

Quatre: A...statue?

Heero: *blinks* It's a statue of Relena.

Seki: Um...okay...

Quatre: *clutches at his heart* Stop! Don't go near it, its radiating evil power!

Statue: Too late, you pathetic idiots! I am Lena-Lena, and I will be your death!

Seki: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Shi-chan (Tape recording): AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Seki: ...what the hell?

Heero: Hn. PSI Wing C!

Lena-Lena: Hah! It will take more than that to defeat me, pathetic one! I am your living nightmare!

Seki: PSI Muse B!

Lena-Lena: *Sounding like Kodachi Kuno* Ah-hah-hah-ha!

Heero: PSI Wing C!

Lena-Lena: *bearing a strange resemblance to Naga of 'Slayers,'* Ah-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!

Quatre: PSI SANDROCK OMEGA!!!!!

Lena-Lena: What the HELL, YOU'RE not supposed to have any psychic powers!

Mysterious/Evil Voice That Is Now Starting To Get Annoying After Showing Up In Three Chapters Straight: Oh, shit. I should have known.

Lena-Lena: *Explodes into a zillion pieces*

Shi-chan: *Falls out of the sky and lands on Quatre* Oof!

Seki: Shi-chan! *glomps her*

Shi-chan: What on earth...?

Seki: Yay! We have our author back!

Shi-chan: Um...

Mousse: *Appearing out of nowhere.* Shampoo?

Shi-chan: I'm not Shampoo. Seriously.

Mousse: ...oh...

Shi-chan: What happened, where are we? Oh, crap! It's Moonside!

Quatre: ...I see...

Lena-Lena: *fading voice* Noooo...Heero...I was meant to be killed by youuuuuu...

Heero: *blinks*

Heero: *pounds on the statue's remains with a baseball bat* Happy now?

Seki: Uh-oh....

*The screen swirls and goes black*





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Shi-chan: Yatta, I'm back!
Quatre: And not a moment too soon...
Shi-chan: *Gives a victory sign*